13 ways NOT to share your faith this Halloween

Greg Stier
Greg Stier
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halloween cat1. Dress up like Hanz and Franz and yell at the children who come to your door to “If your spiritual diet is like your physical diet no wonder you are headed for hell” (in your best Austrian accent!)

2. Pass out Tootsie rolls and fake $20 bills (the ones that are really gospel tracts in disguise.) The Tootsie rolls are fine but when kids realize that the $20 bill is fake they will teepee your house with real toilet paper.

3. Throw pocket New Testaments at kids from behind the bushes trying to make it into the top of their candy bags.

4. Give kids the choice between Angel food cake and Deviled eggs to see where they are at spiritually.

5. Put a “Happy Halloween, now REPENT!” sign in your front window.

6. Insert Testamints into marshmallows covered in chocolate and blessed by a priest.

7. Tell the kids who come to your door that Halloween is the Devil’s birthday party (Like my son used to believe.)

8. Give away apples with John 3:16 carved into them. John 3:16 is great but apples? Seriously? Don’t be that house.

9. Go as a zombie with a sign around your neck that reads, “Dead in my sins”

10. Dress up like a mime and wordlessly act out the gospel before you give the scared and confused little kids at your door a measly gum ball.

11. Bobbing for Bibles.

12. Answer your door as a TV Preacher and tell the kids if they give you all their candy God will pay them back a hundred fold.

13. Toothpaste, dental floss and Life in 6 Words books (again, don’t be that house!)

Okay, all joking aside. Remember that Halloween is like door-to-door evangelism in reverse! They come to YOUR door!!!

Here’s what we’re doing at our house to reach out: LOTS of GOOD CANDY + Life in 6 Words cards + seeking to get to engage parents and teenagers in conversation!

What are you doing to reach out this Halloween?

*Reposted (and adjusted a bit) from a blog I wrote last year!

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