1. To yell “an angel just got his wings” every time someone’s cell phone rings. 2. To use sign twirling

1. Rely on Jesus, not your resolutions! 2. Don’t remove mattress tags. Here’s a video to prove that cops will

1. It’s so full of mystery it would make The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo get a cross tattoo as

1. The free gift of salvation through faith alone in Christ based on His finished work on the cross and

1. Pointy index fingers.2. They preach from a Living Bible and a King James just to keep the audience on

1. We serve a God/man who turned the world upside, split the calendar in two and redeemed humanity with his

1. PreEverything.com…a website for pre-trib, pre-mill, pre-everything Christians to chat up pre-subjects. 2. JustSettle.com…a dating website for Christian singles who

1. Them: “It’s hot in here.” You: “It’s hot in hell too.” 2. “You look like you need a Savior.”

1. Jesus doesn’t lie, exaggerate or use a teleprompter.2. Jesus doesn’t pound us with relentless campaign commercials.3. Jesus slings love,

1. Highway to Hell and other reasons to share your faith (Matthew 7:13)2. You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling, lessons from